A conversation w my cat, if she could talk:
Cat: OMFG, I'm STARVING. FEED ME.
Me: I JUST put food in your bowl.
Cat: But I didn't SEE you put the food in my bowl. It doesn't count. I need to
SEE you pour the food.
Me: Screw you.
Cat: That's it. I'm leaving.
I think I may have mentioned that I need to get out more.