Me: Why are you taping the Wizard of Oz?
K: I thought Emmeline might like it.
Me: The girl who has screaming nightmares about the Care Bears and an imaginary frog in her closet? How do you think she'll feel about the Wicked Witch of the West?
K: Yeah, now that you mention it, I guess the flying monkeys probably wouldn't go over real well, either.
Me: Not unless you want her sleeping in our bed until she's 12.
K: (Deletes Wizard of Oz.)