Dear Members of the Press:
Since we've decided to bomb Libya and all, do you think maybe we could all agree on how to spell Khadafi? I swear, in one news program this morning, I saw it spelled at least three different ways. Is it Khadafi or Gaddafi? Or Qaddafi? Moammar or Momar? It's like the whole Osama/Usama thing all over again.
Maybe we could, I don't know, ask him how he'd like his name spelled? Or check his driver's license or something?
I don't recall anyone having this problem with Hitler.