Conversations with a Three-Year-Old, Volume 3

Although not really a conversation, I thought this comment from E was too good to resist. Please note that the following occured in Atlanta, after E had suffered from days of evacu-pation (my new word for evacuation-induced constipation), which resulted in me having to use the dreaded glycerin suppositories.

E: You are NOT a good mommy and you are NOT my friend anymore! Now take that white thing out of my butt!


Kelly said...

Well, she certainly told you!

Welcome home.

Leigh C. said...


My husband had a bathroom moment with my son at a stop in east Texas that left him seriously amused and grossed out.

"Did you hear that?"

"No, I wasn't listening to you guys in there."

"He was saying, 'It's not all coming OUT! Help me squeeze that one!' "

Did I mention how happy I am that my son is using the men's rooms these days?