9.09.2008

Conversations with a Three-Year-Old, Volume 3

Although not really a conversation, I thought this comment from E was too good to resist. Please note that the following occured in Atlanta, after E had suffered from days of evacu-pation (my new word for evacuation-induced constipation), which resulted in me having to use the dreaded glycerin suppositories.

E: You are NOT a good mommy and you are NOT my friend anymore! Now take that white thing out of my butt!

2 comments:

Kelly said...

Well, she certainly told you!

Welcome home.

Leigh C. said...

Hee!

My husband had a bathroom moment with my son at a stop in east Texas that left him seriously amused and grossed out.

"Did you hear that?"

"No, I wasn't listening to you guys in there."

"He was saying, 'It's not all coming OUT! Help me squeeze that one!' "

Did I mention how happy I am that my son is using the men's rooms these days?