Conversations With a Five-Year-Old, Volume One

Me: Emmeline, it's time to put your toys up and get in the bathtub.

E: Aw, Mommy, can't I play for five more minutes?

Me: No, I already gave you five more minutes. Now it's time to get in the bath.

E: You know what? I hate you, Mommy!

And so it begins. I thought I had at least another couple of years before the "I hate you's" started. What fun.

1 comment:

esphixiet said...

Nope, seems like she's right on schedule... my friend's 4.5 year old likes to sing a song that goes "I love daddy, I hate mommy", ad nauseam.