Showing posts with label Conversations With a Five-Year-Old. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Conversations With a Five-Year-Old. Show all posts

1.13.2011

Conversations with A Five-Year Old, Volume Two

Emmeline: I've been very gassy all day today.

Me: Maybe it was something you ate.

Emmeline: No, I think my butt was just excited and wanted to chat.

3.23.2010

Conversations With a Five-Year-Old, Volume One

Me: Emmeline, it's time to put your toys up and get in the bathtub.

E: Aw, Mommy, can't I play for five more minutes?

Me: No, I already gave you five more minutes. Now it's time to get in the bath.

E: You know what? I hate you, Mommy!

And so it begins. I thought I had at least another couple of years before the "I hate you's" started. What fun.